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Professor's Definition of a Kiss

2008-06-14T17:17:00.000+05:30

Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.

Interesting Answering Machine Messages

2008-06-14T17:15:00.000+05:30

Looking for some smart message to put on your telephone answering machine?
Here are some real examples…

My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you just as soon as we’re finished.

A is for Academics ... B is for Beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. Please leave a message.

Hi. This is John.

If you’re the phone company, I already sent the money.

If you’re my parents, please send me money.

If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money.

If you are a friend, you owe me money.

If you are a female, I have plenty of money.

Leave your message after the beep.

(Narrator’s voice)

There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly, the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms wind-milling at incredible speeds. Will he make it in time? Alas, no. His valiant effort is in vain. The bell hath sounded. Thou must leave a message. Hi. Now you say something.

Hi. I’m not home right now, but my answering machine is. So you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

Hello, I’m David’s answering machine. What are you?

Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these little magnets.

Hello, this is Sally’s microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with a tape deck, so I’m stuck with taking her calls. Say... if you want anything cooked while you’re leaving your message, just hold it up to the phone.

Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need replacement windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number after the beep and they will get back to you.

This is not an answering machine. It is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and the number where I can reach you. I’ll think about returning your call.

Hi. I’m probably home. I’m just avoiding talking with someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.

Hi! This is Anna's disembodied voice, she can't come to the phone right now, leave a message or try another plane of existance.

Hi. This is George. Sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. Leave your name and number, then wait by your phone until I call you back.

Hello. If you’re a burglar, then we are probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can’t come to the phone. Otherwise, we are probably not at home and it is safe to leave us a message.

You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are becoming very heavy. You feel sleepy now. You are gradually losing your will power and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone, you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, telephone number and a brief message.

At the sound of the tone, you may leave a message. You have the right to remain silent. However, anything you say will be recorded and may be used by us.

Hello. You’ve reached Jim and Sonya. We can’t come to the phone right now because we’re doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes to do it up and down, and I like doing it left to right ... very slowly. So leave a message, and when we’re done brushing our teeth, we’ll get back to you!

2008-04-30T11:22:00.000+05:30

And they say engineers don't have a good sense of humor.

2008-04-30T11:18:00.000+05:30

It's one thing for a model to fall on the runway,but falling into the runway is a bit more unusual.

Funny Dog

2008-04-17T23:53:00.001+05:30

Cat with beer bottle..

SuperGlue Shaming

2008-04-17T18:09:00.000+05:30

SuperGlue Shaming

Most shaming pics are stupid, but this one is fairly clever.

Prince Charles Gets Frisky

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Prince Charles Gets Frisky

The British really do have a thing for breasts, forget the circumstances.

Bush Fails Global Test

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Bush Fails Global Test

Dog Mating Mismatch

2008-04-16T20:22:00.000+05:30

That's one ambitious little dog.

Get a Free Ride

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This may actually encourage some kids to shoplift.

Child Porn Headline

2008-04-11T19:08:00.000+05:30

Child Porn Headline

The Nottingham Post may attract the wrong types of readers with headlines like that.

The Handzier

2008-04-11T18:59:00.000+05:30

If the bra had been invented by a man.

2008-04-11T18:48:00.000+05:30

Woah there!

Cat Had a Rough Night

2008-04-11T18:45:00.001+05:30

This little guy could use some hair of the dog that bit him.

Big Buns Diet

2008-04-11T18:39:00.000+05:30

Now that's targeted advertising.

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2007-11-10T14:03:00.000+05:30

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2007-11-10T13:44:00.000+05:30

And they say ants are the only thing that can carry 50 times their weight!

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Drop me Daddy !!

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We are the champions !!

2007-11-10T13:34:00.001+05:30

Here's a funny toilet picture of a computer addict that uses a high tech potty in this comedy photo and extremely funny joke image...

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Hope the emergency's not too urgent!

2007-11-07T14:32:00.000+05:30

So one fine day you were roaming across a chinese restaurant and you found up this . The floor was wet with 100% chances of slipping so they wrote up a stupid warning sign telling you to slip carefully as in any case you would fall . Chinese People have a great use of OXYMORON .

Image Calendar S60 Download

2007-11-07T14:29:00.001+05:30

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2007-11-07T14:22:00.000+05:30

I wonder how he convinced the other guy to have a seat .

He-Man and She-Ra

2007-11-07T14:14:00.000+05:30

He-Man and She-Ra were related, so let's just hope these two aren't a couple.

Source:CollegeHumour

Things To Keep In Mind While Buying A Cell Phone

2007-11-07T13:48:00.002+05:30

In the last decade the cell phone industry has grown thousand fold all around the world. A cell phone is somewhat necessary for an individual to keep up with the busy life of the current era. A few years back, a cell phone was not considered a necessity; it was just a luxury that was being enjoyed by only a small number of individuals. But nowadays, life without a cell phone seems impossible.

The Money Matter :
Nowadays there is so much choice for an individual to buy a cell phone. Every company is producing the models with state of the art technology and features everyday. Price is the main thing that makes a difference in these different models. An expensive phone is likely to have more features, reliability and a better technology than a cheap one.

Choices in Different Vendors and their Models :
Lucky for the customers that nowadays there are a huge number of cell phone manufacturers who have a vast number of models for customers to choose from. Every vendor holds certain advantages that the other lacks in. This creates a great competition, which is very healthy for the cell phone industry. Also this competition results in the reduction of the price, which is beneficial for the end user.

Research is Always Better :
It is always better to research about the phone you are going to buy before you set out to actually buy it. There are number of ways to know about that phone, the best one is internet. You can read the product reviews on the internet for that phone and know if there are any issues with it. You can also know the people's view about the certain features offered by that particular device on internet. Also try to read the review by some critic about that phone; it will further clarify its view in your mind.

Hence it is to be said that in order to get the desired satisfaction, the above things should be kept in mind before buying a cell phone.

Thought For The "DAY" !!

2007-05-30T17:03:00.000+05:30

"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do."

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2007-05-30T16:25:00.000+05:30

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